BLIZZARDLIZARD's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Bongo Instant Beard]

pretty good.

If i may suggest that you switch out some of the Voice-overs, Because they all sound like the announcer, and when there was an adult joke it caught me off gaurd (good) but kept making me think you were trying too hard.

When it`s good it`s good, but this only makes a Fun, but average, 6/10

[Leaf Me Alone]

Glad this is here.

and by here, i mean front page, How the hell could this not be?

5/5 I would say my favorite part, but that would take away from the video itself. Sit down, grab yourself a Sammich and tea, and watch this Animation.

Don`t choke while laughing.

[November (The Orphan Cat)]

wow.

barring all jokes about the obvious, this was a beautiful animation, with the Chibi styles and stuff... you have the music orchestrated perfectly for the animation (i still laughed at the end) and i cant wait to see more from you!

Keep going!

[Halo Reach Fail]

lols are abundant,

even if you don`t often play reach.

there are a few inside jokes (okay, what, two?) but i still find myself laughing at this. Especially how exaggerated all the covenant look.

Cant wait for more from you!

[Dead Space Fail]

supreme laughs from me

10/10. Fav`d!
graet animation, and points of familiarity from me. I really like this video, even if the game scared me to death.

cheers, oh and by the way, When`s the sequel? :3

[Wheel of Misery]

kinda funny,

the only probelms i had were that you made shawn`s voice too low, so i watched it a couple times before i could hear him, and the other was that Nick was supposed to be a silly character (and admittedly, he filled the role,) but some of his jokes fell flat with me.

All in all tho, hacking off my hand is worth a month of tacos, the way things are going on down here.

[Divided by Zero]

Noice!

i thought that this was gonna be an apocolypse video (you know how popular those are, here on Newgrounds!) but then i started seeing not-apocalypse stuff, i caught myself laughing all thru it, and have to say, it`s worth a watch.

...And honestly, it looks better than a lot of Actual movies i`ve seen lately.

[SkoolToons 2010]

it was nice...

the top corners were the best tho, with the sounds and color (the topleft is the best of all so save it for last!!!) they really stood out, it would seem a bit sillier to me if you made it with more popular music tracks.

[PaciFISTS]

i LOVE this flash!

especially since this is such a big flipping deal now! i mean, i get it, if the world was at peace, no one would care what games you played! in heaven (or some perfect world of some sort,) you could play " Baby Rapeface 14KKK " and no one would care, because the politicians and other people (who are mentally damaged) would have nothing to prove. there was a shooting down in...missouri, was it? the kids played COD to prepare for bombing a school and shooting people, in the end, they died too.

No one notices before the shooting they were neglected and bullied for years, and no one wants to be known for letting people be screwed with enough to kill people they know and then themselves, so they chalk it up to video games being "overly violent and destructive". but i mean really, how many kids do you know that play Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles, then don a purple headband to kill a large pig with a shotgun? thats right, NOT A SINGLE ONE. that is because the people who play these games and then killl themselves shouldn`t have ANYTHING to do with the companies that produce the game.

Its just easier to say "Oh, woe unto me! my child is playing a game in which he shoots people!" and for me, the unheard individual scream out "SO DON`T LET HIM PLAY IT." But like i said, everyone on camera plays smarts, doesn`t know what they're talking about or is monumentally stupid.

if you made it this far into my rant i thank you, but have one thing to ask, if you believe what i have written here, rate "helpful" on this comment. i wanna know just how many of you are with me on this.

[Internet Allstars 2011]

i laughed playfully.

...but that's only because i liked it.

And it requires more FALCON PUNCH.